又見炊煙

哪位給翻譯一下

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?

B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.

A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.

B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

又見炊煙

据说应该这样翻：

A; 那个年轻人是个G(鸡) 还是 B(. . .)?

B: G，是我的女子.

A:对不起, 我不知道你是她的F字开头的. . .(Fxxx).  

B:我不是她的F字开头的，我是她的码子。