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My next life
I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then you start work by receiving a gold watch the first day.
You work forty years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for high school: drink, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then......
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury in spa-likeconditions- central heating, room service on tap, and then.......
You finish off as an orgasm.
The case is rested.

又見炊煙

大意:

我的来生

我想来世让时光倒转
从僵尸死灰复燃
后在一敬老院里日益康健
直到精力过盛而被驱撵
于是便领取退休金安度晚年
获一块金表并开始上班
工作度过四十余年
渐年少不支进了书院
酗酒派对，码子轮番
终脱为小学生，无事嘻玩
。 。 。蜕为婴孩周岁未满。 。 。
娩分成长月九足饱暖温胎珠结暗
嘿吁一声结怨