标题: 前台小姐用英语逼死美国人!!! [打印本页]
作者: 葫芦岭 时间: 2008-11-30 22:43 标题: 前台小姐用英语逼死美国人!!!
刚才来了个美国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:
前台小姐:“Hello.” (你好)
美国人:“Hi.” (HI)
前台小姐:“You have what thing?” (你有什么事情)
美国人:“Can you speak english?” (你能讲英语吗)
前台小姐:“If I not speak English, I am speaking what?” (如果我不是说的英语,我说的是什么)
美国人:“Can anybody else speak english?” (哪位能讲英语)
前台小姐:“You yourself look.all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait,you not wait,you go!” (你自己看看,所有的人都在玩游戏,没人有时间,你能等,你等,你不等,你走)
美国人:“Good heavens. anybody here can speak English?” (天那!哪位能讲英语啊``)
前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little,you on earth have what thing?” (喊什么喊,安静一点,你究竟有什么事)
美国人:“I want to speak to your head.” (我想找你的头儿说话)
前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!” (头儿不在,你明天再来吧!)
作者: 又見炊煙 时间: 2008-12-3 11:49
So we can "fill water" in this section?
作者: 葫芦岭 时间: 2008-12-3 14:08
以下是引用又見炊煙在2008-12-3 11:49:28的发言:So we can in this section?
"fill water"
作者: 蓝雪青松 时间: 2008-12-4 08:44
I want to know the answer, too.
If can, I have a similar one to paste.
作者: lymokok 时间: 2008-12-9 11:06
Are there any foreigners want to learn Hulusi? welcome...May I help you?
作者: dy_ysl 时间: 2008-12-11 12:28
I not speak English,also no know you speaking what.(我不会说英语,也不知道你们说什么.)
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