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标题: 老外翻译的“三字经”，学习学习吧 [打印本页]

作者: 米老鼠 时间: 2008-9-6 17:18 标题: 老外翻译的“三字经”，学习学习吧

人之初：At the beginning of life.(英翻中:生命的起初)

性本善：Sex is good.(白话文:性是美好的)

性相近：Basically, all the sex are same.(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行为是差不多滴)

习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.(英翻中:但还是得依照个人的喜好而为之)

苟不教：If you do not practice all the time.(英翻中:若你不随时勤炼精进)

性乃迁：Sex will leave you.(英翻中:性将远离你的生活)

教之道：The way of learning it..(英翻中:学习性的指道原则)

贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person..(英翻中:最最重要的法则是做性这档事只能对一个人)

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(英翻中:曾经有一个伟大的教母:孟母)

择邻处：chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(英翻中:为孩子选最佳性行为示范的邻居为邻,避免坏的性示范而影响小朋友的身心健康)

子不学：If you don’t study hard,.(英翻中:再次叮嘱,你若再不刻苦勤学....)

断机杼：Your Dick will become useless..(英翻中:你的鸡鸡就从此报废掉) (机=鸡...HaHaHa...)

窦燕山：Dou, the Famous.(英翻中:宝先生,名人)

有义方：owned a very effective exciting medicine.(英翻中:他有一帖非常好的药方)

教五子：All his five son took it.(白话文:生出来的五个男孩全靠这一帖)

名俱扬：and their sexual ability were well-known..(英翻中:而他五个小孩的性能力,北港有名声,下港有出名)

养不教：If your children don t know how to do it,.(英翻中:你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行为....)

父之过：It is all your fault..(英翻中:这所有罪过都是你造成的)

教不严：If they had lots of problems with it,.(英翻中:如果你的小孩做这档是有问题....)

师之惰：their teachr must be too lazy to tell them details on sex..(英翻中:那他的老师一定教很懒散,没有教的很彻底)

子不学：You may refuse to study this.(英翻中:你或许会抗拒学习它....)

非所宜：but that is a real mistake.(英翻中:你就犯下真正的错误)

幼不学：If you don t learn it in childhood,.(英翻中:如果不从小学习它....)

老何为：you will lose your ability when aged.(英翻中:若上了年纪你会丧失所有的性能力)

玉不琢：If you don t exercise your dick,.(英翻中:若没有持续操你的小弟弟)

不成器：It won t become hard and strong..(英翻中:它将不会变的坚硬和强壮)

人不学：If you don t learn sex,.(英翻中:如果你没有学习性行为)

不知义：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(英翻中:你将无法体会享受其中的甜美)

作者: 蜀山冬雪 时间: 2008-9-6 19:57

老外们在这方面的悟性还真不差

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